" in fair brooklyn, where we lay our scene "

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me: you're weird

brent: yeah

me: and i thought that i was weird, but no

brent: yeah

me: you're weird

brent: no, you are too

me: oh?

brent: just different weird

me: like good different? or like awkward different?

brent: no, no god no

yeah, more like that

me: hmmm, i need some cookies and tea

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" i tried amy, i really did "

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well, i didn't win. for some reason, i got all cocky, and instantly deemed my entries the greatest ever ,and i was so so wrong.

but listening to amy on the leonard lopate show talking about slipping children drinks was enough to make up for being a genius loser.

more craft challenges please!!!

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" yay amy!!! "

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so amy sedaris and wnyc is holding a "craft challenge" whereby you have to put googly eyes on food and send them into their flikr site by tomorrow noon.



of course i wait until the super last minute with my entries, because:

1) i'm a perfectionist.

2) i found out after i began designing my entry, that i needed a lot of smaller googly eyes, thus making a second trip back to Pearl's arts and crafts store on Canal.



3) i love arts and crafts, so you have to do your best for the fun of it, and i work best when it's the last minute!



i hope people like it!!! i cannot wait until friday!!!!

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" knives on the wall are the best accessory "

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what's cooler than knives on a wall?...



... is what i ask. hmmm?

maybe many knives on a wall; and shiningly so.

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