okay so i got one.

it was on sale and it's so shiny and dark blue and convenient.

damn being a hypocrite.

i guess i have to take all that i said back and realize that i too am a

weak sheep joining the rest.

in other words...

...Nalgene ho.

boobs...


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and all at once
she becomes
real

a fairy tale
a vapor
a daydream manifesting

born out from a lick of silver
she slowly walked towards me
took my hand in hers

an led me away

her tawny limbs swaying
the light of the sun beaming through the strands of her hair
then in that bright moment

it all disappears

my fingers pass through her
nothing is left but dim memories and sadness
and all at once

She becomes real


...

okay okay okay

another nonsensical rant:

NALGENE

everyone's got one. where's yours?? it's the colest piece of poly-urethyne plastic container ever. it's a water bottle. a water bottle! that's it.

but, everyone has to have one. wheter gray with a blue top, pink with a red top, or cobalt with a gray top, everyone's gotta have their nalgene botttle, can't go anywhere without my nalgene bottle.

oh my god where's your nalgene bottle?

my nalgene bottle?

yes your nalgene bottle...everyone's got one.

hmmm, i don't have one.

well, now you're out of the club.


in all due respect to water drinkers of the hipster persuasion...

...it's just a water bottle. the fact that you can put hot water in it without it melting is just a yipperdoo. just because everyone has a hip item, doesn't make it less unique.

this is all.

bay

ps-i used to have one of these things too, but back then it was just called a water bottle for camping. so yeah...

weederman23 (10:55:05 PM): i think miss hawaii is going to win miss america
weederman23 (10:55:11 PM): i am so excited i can't wait
weederman23 (10:55:22 PM): there's only her and miss florida left
weederman23 (10:55:27 PM): who'll it me
weederman23 (10:55:35 PM): i saw hawaii
weederman23 (10:55:38 PM): it is.......
weederman23 (10:55:50 PM): miss florida
weederman23 (10:55:52 PM): boo
weederman23 (10:55:59 PM): i wanted it to be miss hawaii
weederman23 (10:56:07 PM): this is silly
weederman23 (10:56:15 PM): mow i am dumber

lost in translation:

whatever you may think about it being bad, you're wrong.

well even if you're not wrong, it a fantabulous film. a quiet at times beautiful romantic story about two souls in a state of reassessment. bill murray is so damn brilliant as he plays this over-the-hump dishevelled actor in japan shooting a whiskey commercial. scarlett johansson is a perfect counterpoise to him ans she plays a girl-of-access just beginning her life, and trying to find out what it is she'll do with it. aside from the humanistic asspects of desire and lonliness, tokyo is a perfect setting in playing a subtle third character. it is both loud and sparkly at the same time alienating and brash.

i am not too good at reviews as i am out of practice and what not, but believe this:

lost in translation is damn good.

i think that's it for today.

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if you're going to eat crappy, don't eat this crappy:

breakfast:

1/4th digiorno slice supreme spicy chicken pizza
orangina

lunch:

everything bagel with butter/jam
two bottles of water
calistoga

dinner:

sunkist soda
1/2 bowl of pad thai
egg sandwich

i feel like crapping and hurling at the same time.

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there's something about the berkeley/oakland white hipster. usually sruffy or fashionably unique. there are girls with striped armbands and cords walking dogs with pink bows, or boys with black dickies just tight enough to counterpoise their newly aquired print vintage shirt. you see the activist nature granola honeycombscrub mielsoap wielding honeysuckle branch wax shoe doc marten rockstar i give a fuck demeanor. the white-dreadlocked neo-rastafarian macheavellian. ladies in paisley spaghetti-strapped summer frocks with pattern skirts flowwing in the afternoon breezes whilst riding on bicycles barely pieced together, but ultimately hip and user-friendly.

yes, there's no gettingaround or though them, because odds are you might be one.

two weeks away from travelling. i hope that i'll find a piece of whatever the hell i'm looking for out there. life is too gimungous to mull around albany for the duration of my twenties, so i'm off.

given the chance, what could i be?

will i be a success?

will i do good for mine and yours?

will i be evil? valient? a father?

will i make films? will i be okay

can i create art without living?

what the fuck is going on?

more to come...

not to be a subversive or nothing, but chiggity check this newest revelation of governmental excrement soon to be in a wallet near you!!

http://www.msnbc.com/news/963635.asp#BODY

hey america! no matter how much color you add to bits of paper, you suck ass. i'm sorry, it's too late to play catch up with all of the other nations with a soul...boo hoo to you too.

...that is all...

baystar one

weederman23 says:
http://comingsoon.net/news.php?id=1365

Brent Rosenbaum says:
TIIIIIIIGHT

Brent Rosenbaum says:
I will be all over that

weederman23 says:
yeah

weederman23 says:
but c'mon

weederman23 says:
how many times can hamlet be reinterpreted?

weederman23 says:
really

Brent Rosenbaum says:
not hamlet. it's macbeth

weederman23 says:
but c'mon

weederman23 says:
how many times can macbeth be reinterpreted?

weederman23 says:
really

Brent Rosenbaum says:
as long as it's hoffman and not hawke, i'll be there.

weederman23 says:
aw shappapa your moutha

weederman23 says:
yeah, i'll be there too

weederman23 says:
focker

Brent Rosenbaum says:
You just don't get it. You don't seeee plays... snob.

Brent Rosenbaum says:
i think i'm gonna change my phone number today

weederman23 says:
huh?

weederman23 says:
not like anyone has called you

Brent Rosenbaum says:
time for me to move on to the 303 area code

Brent Rosenbaum says:
i know, huh?

weederman23 says:
whatever

weederman23 says:
303 is for suckers who suck

Brent Rosenbaum says:
fine... FUCK 510 then

weederman23 says:
five-one-oh!

weederman23 says:
my beard itches

Brent Rosenbaum says:
fleas?

weederman23 says:
no asshole, coarseness

weederman23 says:
dick

Brent Rosenbaum says:
coarse-dick-fleas

weederman23 says:
hmmm, i'm done

september already? what the hell is going on.

or

how much of our lives is left to a sense of "fate" and how much is pro-activity?

screw fate, create your own manifest destiny.
the days are too short, i wake up too late, stay up just as long, see less of the sun, see less of my friends, see less money, stay indoors a lot, watch a lot of movies describing unhappy people in unhappy situations finding life and love and having change happen unto then and creating change, taking charge of manifest destiny.

so stop staying the same.

evolve as the minutes do, everything changes, everything in transition...

...be in transition too.

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