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Go to google.com and type in, "(your name) looks like"Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.Add yours to the bottom of the list and repost this.
1. "Kellen looks like he has mustard in his diaper" oh no it gets better.."Kellen looks like he is getting pissed off that the snake eyes won't go down" apparently i'm a man.
2. "Scott looks like a major force." okay.... but this next one is amazing: "Scott looks like a chinese pig with worse facial hair." i wonder if that was really written about me. damn my beard must suck hard and i'm ugly to boot.
3. "Aww, Jared looks like a reject from Devo.""Jared looks like a pirate because of his eyepatch.""Jared looks like a representative from the planet Adorable..."
4. "Debbie looks like the evil spawn my parents had, mistakenly named Cinderella.""Debbie looks like an ugly hag-corpse.""debbie looks like shes 100 month pregnant!"
5. "Adam looks like he's cheering for his favorite team! ""I don't remember if I've said this before, but Adam looks like such a poser!""Adam looks like withdrawal ain't happening anytime soon." YES I'M A JUNKIE ACCORDING TO GOOGLE
6. "Jesse looks like a hedgehog.""Jesse looks like he could revert to his school self in a moment.""Jesse looks like something from the Venture Brothers.""Jesse looks like he is fighting off a case of downs syndrome."
7. "Kala looks like she's undecided as to whether she should be indignantor scandalized."
8. "Max looks like someone who would sweep you off your feet into an early marriage proposal""Max looks like a wonderful kitty!""Max looks like the offspring of a.. ahem... drunken sexual union between an Ewok and a Wookie""Max looks like the kind of guy I want to party with""Max looks like a child sincerely asking forgiveness for having done something wrong"
9. "Jen looks like she's gonna stab you with a fondue stick."
10. "I have No idea what Abdul looks like , I figure ALL oriental people Look alike, so this will do."
and so, here is my own personal foray into the wilds of googlelandia:
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"Bay looks like the end of route 66 in the year 1960"
"Bay looks like an extremely vivid huge drawing"
"Bay looks like somewhere in Barbados, with white beaches,crystal emerald seas and bright sunshine"
"Bay looks like the place they went to where the freaky wee hippo things sailed around in the funny wee boats"
...but this one is my favorite:
"Bay looks like a blue jewel carved into the jagged coastline of O'ahu's North Shore"
it's nice to be described as a blue jewel sometimes, innit?
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3 comments:
It came to my attention that this site mentioned Down syndrome in an inappropriate way.
First of all, Down syndrome is spelled with a capitol "D" and a lower case "s". It is not spelled "down's syndrome" or "Down's syndrome" it is spelled like "Down syndrome".
Secondly, Down syndrome is not a disease where one can fight it off, it is a disability, and people who have it cannot help it. It is degrading for people who have this disability to have people using it as an insult. Would you make comments like that about any other minority group?
I believe it was a joke... and you should lighten the fuck up.
Max looks like an interesting baby, Max looks like he's on his way to Hoxton exc lmao
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