Welcome home private lynch: the building of an icon

If ever americans needed a new sweetie the time is now. Jessica lynch reaffirmed today that she is proud to have had the chance to be a captured and rescued soldier in an unnecessary war of politics. She’s proud for the chance to become an icon of the ability for all americans everywhere to forget the true tales of meaningless death, destruction, and murders in the forgettable war that didn’t waste time, lives, or ablove all money. She becomes now a beacon of hope for all like-minded militant white female america.

But wait…how can I too be proud of myself? Or proud to be a soldier, a storm trooper. A tool. But that’s fine. In her recent coming home ceremony, she looked as if she knew what she was becoming. She was uncomfortable and visibly distraught. Or was she? Maybe she didn’t mind it; being a propagandistic example of the strength and bravery of american-isms.

Death is so glamorous these days. Right? I mean if rolling stone can put a charred body within it’s able pages, then why can’t it be okay that troops are dying ever day for some dumbass reason? It is quite the safe place “america.” And these are our examples.

Does it not bug others to note that bush jr. has stated that saddam’s sons’ deaths were celebrated because they were murderers of innocent iraquis? LOOK IN THE MIRROR MAN!

So yay –merica!
You too can be a lone young rescued target, blazing with all of those keen american attributes. You will be able to say that you too are an american soldier, fighting for the freedoms of a people, with a straight face.

Welcome to the new state of the american sensibility of social responsibility and cultural awareness. Welcome home private lynch.

the water may be tainted, but man does it taste patriotically sweet.

c. bay milin
07.25.03