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i like feet. i won't lie. there's something about those little piglets, when all cleaned and pampered. so what if they're a tad crooked or the second toe is a smidge longer than the big toe...it's a preference, not a perversion. i like smooth, tanned, healthy feet. i like uma thurman's chubby left ring toe; i like feet walking on my back, and i love the sound of feet intermingling under sheets.

this is fact and whatever you may think, feet are hot.

this is of course discounting corns, bunions, and fools that just don't wash. cause that be nathsty yeahh.

whatever...

bay

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