" nyquil is awesome, it really is "

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i am fabulous i am says:
okay, so i just had the craziest dream ever

i am fabulous i am says:
chris rock came up to me as a little kid and asked me what stories i knew about baby bears

i am fabulous i am says:
and then i told him about buster the baby bear and his trials of life

Brent Rose says:
uh huh..

i am fabulous i am says: how he was sad and lonely, how he got bullied

i am fabulous i am says:
how he went through life believing in himself and in the power to overcome

i am fabulous i am says:
and eventually how he became popular and made it

i am fabulous i am says:
and then chris rock thanked me and ran away into the bushes while i went back to camp and joined my brother and family camping

Brent Rose says:
and you can do it too!

i am fabulous i am says:
then cut to chris rock in a studio with me sorta as a producer but not as a kid anymore making this story into a hardcore gangsta rap track with all da fresh cuts n' shit

i am fabulous i am says:
i mean the shit is phatty

Brent Rose says:
heheheh

Brent Rose says:
naturally

i am fabulous i am says:
but then after he cuts it together, he remembers how that kid (me?) was so happy when i/he told it, so he decided to make it into a children's musical

i am fabulous i am says:
so he enters the "toned down version of the song/musical into a city-wide contest for inner-city kids

i am fabulous i am says:
and lo-and-behold, he feels so guilty for making it hardcore and taking away the "essence of the children's spirit" that he himself plays the role of buster the baby bear, complete with costume all fuzzy and with the face cut out for his face to smile out from

i am fabulous i am says:
and it's a hit

i am fabulous i am says:
kids are practicing playing the roles in the story; the dad who doesn't believe buster bear, the mean kids, the one kid who wants to be buster's friend

i am fabulous i am says:
it's all there, and a resounding success

i am fabulous i am says:
then the producer of the hardcore version of the original song is mad he didn't get his props, so he blackmails chris rock at the height of his musicals success

Brent Rose says:
this shit is detailed

i am fabulous i am says:
he says that chris rock stole the song from (me) a little boy and didn't create anything, and then no body wanted to participate in anything having to do with buster the baby bear, because the producer secretly released the hardcore track on the radio

i am fabulous i am says:
(yeah right? i am trippin fo reezy)

i am fabulous i am says:
so then what happens is chris rock goes crazy trying to defend himself

i am fabulous i am says:
he first gets mad and yells, but then deep inside he only wanted to help support the spirit of the innocence and potential creativity of children

i am fabulous i am says:
the little kid (somehow no longer me, but wearing blue shorts) goes up to chris rock, and tells him that he likes what he did with the story of buster the baby bear, and that he can have it all to himself if he thinks that he can use it for the benefit of children. and then chris rock starts to cry and he's still wearing the buster the baby bear suit so you can see his face

i am fabulous i am says:
then i wake up all confused and shit, trying to remember the words to the song but can't

i am fabulous i am says:
that's just about all i remember

i am fabulous i am says:
isn't nyquil the greatest?

Brent Rose says:
that was a nyquil dream?

i am fabulous i am says:
i believe so, but i have such vivid dreamery, how can i really be sure?

Brent Rose says:
true that

Brent Rose says:
i've been too tired too sleep

Brent Rose says:
i mean, dream

Brent Rose says:
jeez

Brent Rose says:
so tired

i am fabulous i am says:
i'm sorry buddy. you should take some nyquil. i promise it'll make you feel better

Brent Rose says:
i've still got some codene cough syrup........

i am fabulous i am says:
nooooo

i am fabulous i am says:
nyquil. it's greeeeeeeeeeen

Brent Rose says:
nyquil makes it so I can't sleep without it the next night. it's instantly addictive. fuck nyquil!

i am fabulous i am says:
okay brent, i don't know if i like that tone; don't speak ill of the magic of nyquil, because of the limitations and downfallings of your failed weakened state

i am fabulous i am says:
tsk tsk brent, for shame

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