" boom bap, kaboom boom, snap "

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if you got the goods, use em.

last night i worked on a presentation until 3:30am. streamlining details, writing cliff notes, making sure the power point effects were all on par. it's no wonder that when the time came today, i stepped up, and sold that monkey straight down the river.

the goal: to sell a $29,400 year-long marketing package to a multinational company to be our sponsor.

the end result: hell yeah i sold that, you better believe it.

it's interesting to see that so much work can actually pay off in a matter of 45 minutes. so all day i was riding on a blissful melody of success, and my boss had nothing but praise. what does it matter that in the past four days, i have slept a total of 16 hours? i rock harder than igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary put all together. word em up.

i mean, the fact that i proved to myself i could do this for a living, give speeches and be a businessman, doesn't make me want to stay here in this line of work any more. rather, it just proves that i can, so i have options.

i guess those crappy speech courses so many years ago actually paid off, cause today i had the gift of gab. no b.s. no diversionary tactics. just solid salesmanship.

let's just see if i can swing a career my way when the time comes.

big up kicking corporate ass, fair and sort of square!

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