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disclaimer: below enclosed in this chat block of text includes swears, comedy, description of injury, food, and complete cinefile nerd-dom. proceed with eagerness, while IM-hilarity ensues.
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BTMBRKT: yo
weederman23: yo dude!
weederman23: i bought heeeeelllla dvdvds today
BTMBRKT: What's happening
BTMBRKT: oh nice
weederman23: i went on a chinese new years spree
weederman23: (yay red envelopes)
BTMBRKT: i rented a crapload of dvd's yesterday, to ease my bedridden boredom
BTMBRKT: haha yeah!
weederman23: and thai chinese feel guilty for being more thai than chinese so they give more
BTMBRKT: hahaha
BTMBRKT: nice
weederman23: i got:
weederman23: eternal sunshine special 2-disc
BTMBRKT: nice
weederman23: infernal affairs 1, 2, and 3!
BTMBRKT: oh shit I rented infernal afairs
BTMBRKT: great minds
weederman23: anime/manga live action flick "casshern"
weederman23: word
BTMBRKT: sweet
weederman23: sweet and lowdown for under a buck!
BTMBRKT: oh snap
weederman23: super size me for interests sake only
BTMBRKT: damn, i wish I went on a dvd bonanza
weederman23: a buck fity
weederman23: and noi albinoi, icelandic flick
weederman23: crazy huh?
BTMBRKT: are these region free?
weederman23: only 38 bucks for all
weederman23: uhhh
BTMBRKT: damn that's a steal
weederman23: region 3 NTSC mixed with all region NTSC, and al region PAL
weederman23: shiot
BTMBRKT: ah
weederman23: but i found a sweet deal for an all region NTSC/PAL dvd player
weederman23: j-list.com
BTMBRKT: yeah that's what I was about to say, that shit's cheap now
weederman23: and @ yes-asia.com
weederman23: 75 bucks!
BTMBRKT: nice
weederman23: oh it's so on
BTMBRKT: totally
BTMBRKT: man I'm going crazy all layed up in bed
BTMBRKT: bah
BTMBRKT: i went to the park the other day
weederman23: actually if you want to get 2046, there's a kick ass 2-disc all region NTSC version on yes-asia.com
BTMBRKT: now I know what it's like to be a dog
BTMBRKT: all cooped up in the house all day
weederman23: damn knee sugery
BTMBRKT: yeah, I just want to be able to walk again sans crutches
weederman23: i know how that be
BTMBRKT: yeah, well builds character I guess
weederman23: i suppose
BTMBRKT: haha
weederman23: i broke my right foot twice
BTMBRKT: ugh
BTMBRKT: doing what
weederman23: so i guess i gots a lot of character
weederman23: wrestling
BTMBRKT: ow
weederman23: then skating while my right elbow was dislocated
weederman23 (23:59:46): yeah i
weederman23 (23:59:50): was dumb
weederman23 (23:59:53): about it
BTMBRKT (0:00:08): haha yeah, but injuries are good stories
weederman23 (0:00:12): i think so
weederman23 (0:00:17): glory stories i like to call em
BTMBRKT (0:00:18): like people that rarely get injured I don't know how they do it
BTMBRKT (0:00:22): exactly
BTMBRKT (0:00:32): i have one major scar on all my appendages
weederman23 (0:00:39): they must be blessed with special bones or something
BTMBRKT (0:00:45): seriously
BTMBRKT (0:00:48): or not doing anything
weederman23 (0:00:50): i'm just covered with minor scars all ova
weederman23 (0:00:52): boo
weederman23 (0:01:03): i ain't none too pretty
weederman23 (0:01:09): that's why i wear a lot of black
weederman23 (0:01:11): hahah
BTMBRKT (0:01:12): haha nope me neither.
weederman23 (0:01:18): or yellow
BTMBRKT (0:01:25): i'm working on some wicked facial hair right now
weederman23 (0:01:25): flashy yet distractingly handsome
BTMBRKT (0:01:29): i aint trying to impress no one
weederman23 (0:01:32): word
BTMBRKT (0:01:39): however, I may shave the beard and keep a mustache
weederman23 (0:01:41): they just gravitate is all, what can i do?
BTMBRKT (0:01:46): haha
weederman23 (0:01:48): mustachio!
weederman23 (0:01:50): cool
weederman23 (0:01:54): 70's asian porn
weederman23 (0:01:56): and in LA too!
weederman23 (0:02:04): you're bound to get some club lub
BTMBRKT (0:02:07): yeah, i haven't shaved in like a week and a half, and still my facial hair is pretty weak
BTMBRKT (0:02:12): haha
BTMBRKT (0:02:15): working on it
weederman23 (0:02:38): it took me a good 3 months for a "full" asian beard
weederman23 (0:02:44): but it got there as much as it could
BTMBRKT (0:03:05): oh yeah that was a monster
BTMBRKT (0:03:13): you looked cool, hairy and cool
weederman23 (0:04:00): thanks
weederman23 (0:04:05): i cry on the inside these days
BTMBRKT (0:04:08): while moving around hurts so bad, i feel as if I have to to avoid feeling like a total degenerate
weederman23 (0:04:09): except when i get home
BTMBRKT (0:04:25): oh man
weederman23 (0:04:31): i fell down some slippery outdoor stairs when i had crutches and then fell right on my ass bone
BTMBRKT (0:04:37): ugh
weederman23 (0:04:43): it was funny so i was laughing, but all these people thought i was crying
weederman23 (0:04:47): sometimes people are nice
BTMBRKT (0:04:53): crutches are so depressing, they're so awkward
weederman23 (0:04:57): so awkward
BTMBRKT (0:05:02): and when you fall it's a slow mo undignified fall
weederman23 (0:05:13): how do those popnlockers dance with those b-boy crutches is what i want to know
BTMBRKT (0:05:25): yeah
BTMBRKT (0:05:27): bastards
weederman23 (0:05:40): yeah, totally. you fell like you're a weak tool shed that fell apart, the tools spread all over the ground
BTMBRKT (0:05:41): it's like they're mocking my pain
weederman23 (0:05:43): feel
weederman23 (0:05:45): so mocking
BTMBRKT (0:05:50): haha total yardsale
weederman23 (0:05:54): like "heeey, these dudes aren't hurt"
BTMBRKT (0:05:56): shit's strewn all over the place
weederman23 (0:06:09): and then when you pick yourself up, you step on the rake
weederman23 (0:06:10): hahahah
BTMBRKT (0:06:15): some friends visited me yesterday
BTMBRKT (0:06:19): it was a nice visit
weederman23 (0:06:27): i love that story
BTMBRKT (0:06:28): one of them brought me mac and cheese
weederman23 (0:06:30): oooooh
weederman23 (0:06:53): did it have some burnt stuff at the bottom, but not really burnt, where the cheese is all chewy and the mac is all tough
BTMBRKT (0:06:55): way better than my usual night of tv and movie watching until I pass out
weederman23 (0:06:55): i love that shit
BTMBRKT (0:07:04): yeah it was baked
weederman23 (0:07:07): oooooooh
weederman23 (0:07:09): lavish dish
BTMBRKT (0:07:11): with the crusty bread crumbs at the top
BTMBRKT (0:07:13): yeah
BTMBRKT (0:07:15): i ate it with gusto
weederman23 (0:07:23): and how, i bet
weederman23 (0:07:33): i gotta post that on my blog now
weederman23 (0:07:37): cause i'm hungry
BTMBRKT (0:07:48): mac and cheese is perhaps the perfect food
BTMBRKT (0:07:52): done well that is
weederman23 (0:07:55): this is true
weederman23 (0:08:09): have you ever had the trader joe's sort, with the white cheese and that bunny icon?
BTMBRKT (0:08:17): yes
BTMBRKT (0:08:24): no wait
BTMBRKT (0:08:26): dont' know
weederman23 (0:08:26): you have to press into his fluffy tail, and i always feel really weird about it
BTMBRKT (0:08:32): oh no
BTMBRKT (0:08:34): i have to get some
weederman23 (0:08:36): yeah, check it out
BTMBRKT (0:08:49): there's this place here called lola's
weederman23 (0:08:55): also great from there, other than pirate's booty, is their thick n' raw oatmeal
BTMBRKT (0:09:03): that's mosty known for their martini's but they also have this awesome baked mac
weederman23 (0:09:04): it sounds and tastes completely sexual
weederman23 (0:09:07): it's rad
BTMBRKT (0:09:08): it's so good
weederman23 (0:09:16): i want to go to lola's
BTMBRKT (0:09:22): you eat one dish of it, and you feel like you weigh a hundred pounds
weederman23 (0:09:33): yum
BTMBRKT (0:09:35): you immediately feel the need to eat vegetables after
BTMBRKT (0:09:37): it's so good
BTMBRKT (0:09:46): next time you wind up down here we'll go
weederman23 (0:09:52): sounds like a brick i'd like to chomp somethin fierce on
BTMBRKT (0:09:56): haha
weederman23 (0:10:10): yeah then we can polish up a seat at roscoe's chicken and waffles!
BTMBRKT (0:10:17): oh yeah
BTMBRKT (0:10:22): man, after that day of food
BTMBRKT (0:10:28): we're gonna have some constipation issues
BTMBRKT (0:10:31): but it's worth it!
weederman23 (0:10:43): so worth it!!
BTMBRKT (0:10:49): haha
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BTMBRKT (0:11:12): hey have you seen infernal affairs?
weederman23 (0:11:18): i have and it's so awesome
weederman23 (0:11:24): now i gotta watch 2 and 3
weederman23 (0:11:27): super nuts
BTMBRKT (0:11:32): ok sweet
weederman23 (0:11:33): and damn but yay for the remake
BTMBRKT (0:11:36): i can't wait to check it out
BTMBRKT (0:11:40): oh right
BTMBRKT (0:11:44): the scorcese treatment
BTMBRKT (0:11:45): with leo
weederman23 (0:11:48): and what the fuck man, can't america steal from like uganda or something?
BTMBRKT (0:11:53): hhaha
BTMBRKT (0:11:55): right
weederman23 (0:11:59): i gotta say that's a good one, but
BTMBRKT (0:12:09): like it's good because his remake will garner some atttention for the original but still
weederman23 (0:12:10): also j. camerons' battle angel alita coming up in 2006
weederman23 (0:12:16): that's cool, cause he's a nerd
weederman23 (0:12:18): but still man
BTMBRKT (0:12:18): oh that's right
weederman23 (0:12:31): tom cruise is remaking a thai film that blew sorta
weederman23 (0:12:35): so boo
BTMBRKT (0:12:42): haha
weederman23 (0:12:42): but yay? maybe perhaps?
BTMBRKT (0:12:42): boo
weederman23 (0:12:45): yeah
weederman23 (0:12:45): boo
BTMBRKT (0:12:51): i mean, it validates asian cinema
weederman23 (0:12:58): it does
weederman23 (0:13:05): but in a really american-like stolen way
BTMBRKT (0:13:17): right
weederman23 (0:13:20): most people'll think that the asian version wasn't as good, but it's so much better
weederman23 (0:13:31): and the latest "shall we dance" with j-lo and richard gere?
weederman23 (0:13:34): awkward much?
BTMBRKT (0:13:39): ugh
weederman23 (0:13:46): other than j-lo jello, i dunno what i'm going to watch that for
BTMBRKT (0:13:51): haha
BTMBRKT (0:13:54): i can't wait for Sin City
weederman23 (0:13:59): so sin city!
weederman23 (0:14:03): yay comic book movie boom
weederman23 (0:14:10): now i wanna see constantine
weederman23 (0:14:11): haha
BTMBRKT (0:14:24): yeah, and it looks distinctly original, well as original as it can be
BTMBRKT (0:14:29): frank miller
weederman23 (0:14:30): and he got a star too. now that's some modern hollywoodism for yas
BTMBRKT (0:14:35): and robert rodriguez
weederman23 (0:14:37): big up frank miller
weederman23 (0:14:40): robocop dude!
BTMBRKT (0:14:44): booyah
BTMBRKT (0:14:53): who keanu has a star?
weederman23 (0:14:56): yeah
BTMBRKT (0:14:58): man I missed that
weederman23 (0:15:03): like two weeks ago if not last week
weederman23 (0:15:09): shit was hella funny
BTMBRKT (0:15:19): i don't mind keanu, especially since
BTMBRKT (0:15:25): even after the matrix hit huge
weederman23 (0:15:28): they all said on every site "the former dumbwit ted logan from ....
weederman23 (0:15:34): so fucked up and sad but funny?
weederman23 (0:15:42): keanu is so cool
BTMBRKT (0:15:42): he, in an interview didn't discount the idea of returning to Ted Logan
BTMBRKT (0:15:44): as a role
weederman23 (0:15:53): oooh threequel?
weederman23 (0:15:56): hahahah
BTMBRKT (0:15:58): like, here's sean penn renouncing his role as Spicoli
weederman23 (0:15:59): what else can they do!
BTMBRKT (0:16:05): and Keanu, who has reached heights of fame
weederman23 (0:16:07): other than the comic book stories?
BTMBRKT (0:16:12): embraces ted ted logan
weederman23 (0:16:15): it'd be so cool though
BTMBRKT (0:16:28): well the idea of a 3rd bill and ted would be cool if they did it the right way
weederman23 (0:16:29): " garbage can, remember the garbage can..."
weederman23 (0:16:31): zzzzzzt
BTMBRKT (0:16:33): haha
weederman23 (0:16:33): coooool
BTMBRKT (0:16:35): i love that movie
weederman23 (0:16:40): so cool
BTMBRKT (0:16:41): in fact I will watch it today
weederman23 (0:16:47): now that's an idea
BTMBRKT (0:16:51): yeah
BTMBRKT (0:17:00): Oh you beautiful babes of yore
weederman23 (0:17:24): so yore
BTMBRKT (0:17:24): i think i will have a time travel day today
BTMBRKT (0:17:27): back to the future
BTMBRKT (0:17:29): bill and ted
weederman23 (0:17:34): i fully support that
weederman23 (0:17:51): maybe even some karate kid II action
weederman23 (0:17:55): just for kicks
weederman23 (0:17:58): kicks!!
BTMBRKT (0:18:00): yeah, i guess i'll take a lot of vicodin, watch time travel movies, and go off on an odyssey of the mind
weederman23 (0:18:03): wax on wax off!
BTMBRKT (0:18:11): oh yeah ,they just released the trilogy set
weederman23 (0:18:15): yup
BTMBRKT (0:18:17): although 1 and 2 are the only ones for me
weederman23 (0:18:20): i agree
BTMBRKT (0:18:29): number 2 kicked so much ass
weederman23 (0:18:38): although she could kick high, the pants were just a little too above the bellybutton for me
BTMBRKT (0:18:39): when miyagi chopped that board in half
BTMBRKT (0:18:44): haha
weederman23 (0:18:48): and then that dude challenged him and lost
weederman23 (0:18:53): ooh and the ice breaking thing
BTMBRKT (0:18:53): yeah
weederman23 (0:18:58): and the bottom brick part
BTMBRKT (0:18:58): fuck yeah
weederman23 (0:19:05): shiat!
BTMBRKT (0:19:05): the big ass storm
weederman23 (0:19:08): that movie is rad
BTMBRKT (0:22:15): talking about karate kid with a friend via im overseas
BTMBRKT (0:22:19): haha
BTMBRKT (0:22:52): thank god my internet works
weederman23 (0:23:17): so internet
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