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so there's something nice about being able to buy breafast, lunch, and dinner for one dollar and fifty cents.

you get really fat.

meaning, when you have that sort of access to foods this good, it's only natural that your waistline will expand.

your belly will increase and your arms will gain some girth. you'll find it hard to breathe properly and your face will be noticably sweatier. smell eminating from your body will instill inquiries from your fellow peers. you will fel tired after 3 steps, and the doorways in your life will seemingly decrease in size, and your clothes magically grow to mumu-proportions. and although you'll feel sort of bad, and maybe a little guilty, it's okay, because everyone loves a jolly man.

but you'll be happy, because you bought your breakfast lunch and dinner for a buck fifty.

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