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the reality of a new haircut, is that if you get a short haircut, it doesn't make your head look 'slimmer.' in fact it does the complete opposite 47% of the time i fathom.
your neck will seem more layered, the skin on your face a bit thicker. no amount of trying to position your head at any number of angles, or suck in the sides of your cheekfat in that subtle fishface style will come close to creating the illusion that your body has indeed gained mass.
with that said, my haircut once again is short and strange; a rare mix between a businessman and gary oldman's zorg character from the fifth element. it's perplexing to why i try at all to cut it properly.
that and i guess i'm fat-ter, because the lady that cut my hair felt the need to mention it. so there's that.
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