" the other math of tipping "

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with casual clothes and my shoes on, i weigh 179 pounds.

this means in the almost seven (7) months that i have been here, i have gained about 1.2857142857142857142857142857143 pounds of body weight, per month, on average.

if this trend of weight gain keeps going forward, then by the time my birthday comes around next year, i will be a 181.57142857142857142857142857143-lb. twenty-five (25) year-old.

this is something no one wants to see happen, least of all me.

as of this moment, i am 24 years old . . .
or 1297 weeks old
or 297 months old
or 9082 days old
or 217968 hours old
or 13078087 minutes old
or 784685269 seconds old

and, my next birthday is in: 49 days 6 hrs 53 mins 11 secs

(insert crazed stare into the abyss here)

i'm 5'5" and i'm getting a grip.

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